I decided I’m going to tell you all the stuff I like. Because I like stuff, and you don’t live in my head. I consider this my public duty and also, my good deed which I from this point on hence forth and forever declare that extends from one “stuff I like” to the next. (I have to cover my bases.)
- Right now, I am liking my sewing machine. This is no way, shape, or form, affects you, and I don’t care. BECAUSE I LIKE IT ANYWAYS. And I am making a quilt.
- I like that Courtney makes fun of herself. People that make fun of themselves are the best kinds of people. Trust me. I know these things.
- Roasted Garlic Triscuits are delicious.
- I do not like when my kids get sick on MONDAY. Because we were just all together all weekend, and they should go to school.
- I do not like when my kids are home from school and the POWER GOES OUT.
- I do not like when the POWER GOES OUT FOR MANY, MANY HOURS. It is rude of the power, you know?
- I do not like having sick kids at home and NO TELEVISION for them to watch.
- I do not like cleaning bathrooms in the dark.
- I do not like NOT getting to do my laundry when I choose. I needed to do it TODAY because I cannot do it TOMORROW or the next day, or even the day after that. I needed to do it TODAY because certain people did not have underpants.
- I do not like when my kids are sick, the bathrooms are dark, and we need underpants.
- I WOULD like to reiterate that last statement. sick kids – no lights – bathroom problems. DO YOU COPY?
- I do not like when the ice in the freezer melts together into one huge ice chunk of doom.
- I do not like when my power goes out, my house phone doesn’t work, my cell phone is dead, and I have a conference call scheduled.
- I do not like Pokémon.
