My "love language" is teasing.
If I love you, I make fun of you.If I don’t make fun of you, it’s because you are annoying to me.
Bottom line: YES, this is a REAL BLOG and I REALLY DO make fun of the people that live with me…. AND THEY LIKE IT.
(probably because they’re awesome.)
Sometimes, I even tell the shortlings that I’m going to string them up by their toenails and pluck out their nose hairs with the pliers…
Then they laugh.
It’s horrible, I know.
HORRIBLY AWESOME.