WARNING: May be too awesome to handle.
Your Handy Blog Guide to Gaining Followers
Step 1: Have a cute font and use a lot of exclamation points!!!
Step two: Take a lot of pictures of really dumb things.
Step Three: Don’t be original
Step four: Dramatics need to get involved
Step Five: Be mysterious
Step Six: Blanket apology en masse
Step seven: GIVE STUFF AWAY
Step Eight: More pictures of inanimate objects
Step Nine: Tell readers why your life is better than theirs
Step Ten: Be obsessed about NOT being obsessed
