You know that rule:
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
I am really struggling to be nice right now... especially because some people don't use that rule AT ALL EVER and they say some really, extremely stupid things.
So instead, I'm going to say how absolutely thrilled I am to be back in the Valley of the Sun, and how I can't wait for summer to be over and for me to go back HOME-home and not be a perpetual house guest anymore.
The end.
