Dear Azúcar,
I want you to know that I DID eat some pie crust this year and I didn't totally hate it. Baby steps, I am taking them.
~MomBabe
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Dear Elementary School,
I will be taking my son out of school this next week so that we can see Santa. I know you don't get why I can't just go on the weekend. Here's the thing, I hate standing in line. I especially hate standing in line with my kids. So, we're just going to go during school hours to avoid as much social interaction as humanly possible.
~the kindergarten mom
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Dear Patience,
Stop being so elusive. While I have a grand time trying to find you, it is a rather lot of work. If you could maybe just tap me on the shoulder or even better, knock me upside the head sometimes, I'd be eternally grateful.
~please let them live another day
