ANYHOW.
She got married this last Sunday to Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles. (pictured below)

Blayne saw it.
First, she told me "Mom, that girl is so pretty. I love her colored swimsuit. AND! That boy is so! fancy!"
I asked her, "What's so fancy about him?"
I thought she would mention his sunglasses, or his necklace...
She said "His swimsuit! It is just so fancy!"
I pointed to his plain, black swimsuit, and asked, "You think that's fancy?"
She said "Nooooo Mom! His TOP swimsuit is so fancy! I just love it!"
I pointed again and asked, "That? That right there?"
"Yes Mom, his swimsuit is S-O F-A-N-C-Y!"
Then I said, "That's not a swimsuit..... that's a hairy tummy."
She giggled, "Oh! I didn't know you could grow hair on your tummy!"
Then she said, "But it IS a very fancy hairy tummy."