It's been exactly one month since my hysterectomy. And I had the pleasure of an internal exam to make sure nothing was separating. FUN TIMES.
My most favoritest part was the weigh in.... No really.
See, because I have been LAYING AROUND DOING NOTHING, one would think that that would lead to a weight gain, or at the very least, weight maintenance.
Nope.
I am down 6 pounds.
S-I-X.
POST-op.
After a month of complete and total inactivity.
It's nice to not have crazy insane horrible fat hormones.
(And don't tell me they aren't.)
SIX. POUNDS.
I haven't even been eating that healthy because DadGuy's been the boss of that, and, well, you know how dad's are.
So, to everyone that was maybe a little bit doubtful of the role hormones play in your ability to lose weight?
My most favoritest part was the weigh in.... No really.
See, because I have been LAYING AROUND DOING NOTHING, one would think that that would lead to a weight gain, or at the very least, weight maintenance.
Nope.
I am down 6 pounds.
S-I-X.
POST-op.
After a month of complete and total inactivity.
It's nice to not have crazy insane horrible fat hormones.
(And don't tell me they aren't.)
SIX. POUNDS.
I haven't even been eating that healthy because DadGuy's been the boss of that, and, well, you know how dad's are.
So, to everyone that was maybe a little bit doubtful of the role hormones play in your ability to lose weight?
P.S. neiner-neiner-neiner