and since I can't just pick one, because, you know, that would be playing favorites and if there's one thing I don't do, it's favorites. I'm going to give you a mecca of meme's. (oooh, that's WAY better. okay, we're renaming again. MomBabe's Mecca Meme Monday.... there's a mouthful.)
And umm, yeah. sometimes I don't like to answer some questions because really, WHO CARES WHAT I'M WEARING? Seriously. Just assume I'm naked. You'll like my answers better that way. Heck, I like just about everything better when I'm naked. ahem. Moving on.
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This first one is where I'm supposed to answer everything with one word and one word only. pshaw. piece. of. cake.
Where is your cell phone? Purse. (Booyah! See, I'm already off to a stellar start. BTW, this doesn't count towards my one word answer. obviously.)
Where is your significant other? Couch.
Your hair color? Natural
Your mother? Awesome
Your father? Awesome-er
Your favorite thing? _____ (I refuse to answer favorite questions. Therefore, SKIP)
Your dream last night? Don't
The room your in? LIBRARY. (not that you deserve to know since you don't know the difference between you're and your. idiots. Maybe YOU should hang out in a library sometime. You just might LEARN SOMETHING)
Your hobby? Writing
Your fear? Darkness
Where do you want to be in six years? nowhere
Where were you last night? home (see? stupid question. Naked is a much better answer.)
What you’re not? Single.
One of your wish list items? One?
Where you grew up? Table. (he-he-he)
The last thing you did? Kissed.
Your T.V.? Gianormous.
Your computer? Heavenly.
Your mood? Melancholy.
Something you’re not wearing? Mascara
Your Summer? Crazy.
Love someone? Duh.
When is the last time you laughed? Earlier.
Last time you cried? Earlier.
Seven Things Tag thingy. Yeah, I'm supposed to tell YOU seven things you might not know about me. I can't for the life of me think what those seven things are but as always, this promises to be interesting.
1. I'm a dork.
2. No seriously. Like, Dorky McDorkenstein.
3. I can't leave Target without spending $80.
4. I don't think you can either.
5. I'm already on number 5 and I really haven't addressed the actual "tag"
6. BUT (there's always a but) I. Don't. Care.
7. I have receding gumlines. Gross. And ouch. And ick. And also? Would you care to donate to my gum graft fund?
1. Political show - okay, this is easy. Because I don't watch any. Score!
2. Picnic food - umm, hmm. KFC drive-thru?
3. Mixed drink - I hear Dr. Pepper has 23 ingredients. does that count?
4. U.S. President - Abraham Lincoln, cause his wife was crazy. Or maybe Taft, because he got stuck in the tub. Honestly, I'm too young to really "remember" any former presidents, m'kay? So yeah, what I'm saying is YOU'RE OLD.
5. Kind of student to teach - Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Like I'd be a teacher. pffht.
6. Hobby you do or wish you still did - anything music related, blog related, or making fun of people related.
7. Sports commentator - You obviously don't know me well enough if you're asking this kind of question.
8. Sport to watch on TV - see above.
9. Animal to have as a pet - Toddlers.
10. Halloween costume you have worn - one year, I was Bride of Frankenstein. That was hawt. Oh, and I was in full on Cats mode one year. good times, people. Good. Times.
11. Kind of dessert - Bread pudding. And Sopapilla's.
12. Comic strip - Aw, I like the Peanuts gang, just for old times sake. And I own a couple Calvin and Hobbes books.
13. Style or make of footwear - high heels. Does that mean I wear them? No. But that's my kids fault. They made my feet grow.
14. Ice cream flavor - {shudders} I don't really like ice cream. kinda, bleh.
15. College or university president - Seriously? I do hair and I blog.
16. Internet news source - MSN, and twitter. (What? it counts.)
17. Vacation spot - Why do none of these questions pertain to me? Gah.
18. Wine - Gross.
19. Way to waste time instead of working - Umm, I refer you to #15.
20. Student excuse for late work - ...... (I think that I'm not the intended demographic for this meme...)
21. Reality show - OH! I can TOTALLY do this one. The Hills. The Amazing Race. Project Runway. Top Chef (starts on Wednesday, Woot!) Real Housewives of Atlanta (and can we all agree that Atlanta has the best housewives to date?) anything to do with bad dates. umm, you guys, it's like a crack addiction. I. Can't. Stop.
21. Jewelry on a man - is not allowed. Thankyouverymuch.
23. Pizza topping - pineapple and ham, yum.
24. Children’s movie - anything Disney. Except Hunchback. Because that movie was just creepy, granted, it had probably one of the best scores I've ever heard but the movie was bad. and what's up with Pocahontas? She. Was. Twelve. I know that there's creative leave or what have you, but seriously.
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