number of disgusting messes I've cleaned up today - 47
number of fights I've stopped - 12
number of "mysterious wet spots" I've stepped in - 5
number of times I called my husband - 87
number of times he answered the phone - 0
It's only 8:45. Someone shoot me.
(Meanwhile, I need to discuss something with you. Please, go here and for the love, HELP!)
