You might have small children....

If your ornaments are placed strictly on the top half of the tree, you might have small children

If your ornaments are all shatterproof, you might have small children

If the other ornaments are felt and soft and generally indestructable, you might have small children

If the tree branches are squooshed, you might have small children

If your Christmas tree looks like it's been to hell and back, you might have small children

If your Christmas tree has been knocked down once a day since it's debut in your home, you might have small children

If your ornaments are used as weapons, you might have small children

If your tree is redecorated fairly often, you might have small children

If your ornaments all hang on one branch, you might have small children

If your tree gets caught in the middle of an argument, you might have small children

If your tree is the best and only place to hide during hide and seek, you might have small children

If your tree encourages visitors to laugh out loud at the very sight, you might have small children

If the lights on your tree blink, and they're not supposed to, you might have small children

If your tree looks like this, you might have small children.