Take every last page out of every last scrapbook. Check
Distribute pages throughout house, quietly. Check
Bite the baby. Check
Unroll the toilet paper. Check
Find every toy you've ever owned by any means necessary. Check
Place toys directly under Mommy's feet. Check
Laugh hysterically because Mommy got hurt. Check
Unmake all the beds. Check
Take the sheets and make a fort outside... in the rain... Check
Strip. Check
Start the dishwasher. Stop the dishwasher. Start. Stop. Start. Stop. Start. Laugh. Stop... Check
Knock over Christmas tree. Check
Redecorate Christmas tree. Check
Redecorate Christmas tree again. Check.
Take every piece of clothing out of the dressers and off the hangers. Check.
Still manage to not find "glubs". Check
Employ Mommy's mad-listening-skills to see if "glubs" are calling. Check
"glubs" found... in refrigerator... Check
broken bottle of salsa found, in refrigerator. Check
Drive Mommy insane. Check.
