concerning my new haircut
"You don't look like a princess. You look like a king"
concerning toilet issues
"I have poops. Take care of it"
concerning Christmas
"I'm a big girl, so I get a big present. She's a baby so she gets a tiny present"
concerning greetings
"give me a high five"
"pound it"
concerning farewells
"peace out"
concerning looks
"I'm not cute. I'm just a girl"
concerning stuff
"'Dis is all mine stuff. Don't touch it or I put you in vacation"
concerning middle names
"My name is Elizabeth and your's a genius"
"My name is Elizabeth and your's a genius"
concerning food
"I just need some to dip"
concerning males
"those are all the boys. these are all the girls. they stay over there."
concerning parenting
"no, I'm the boss"