I hate pie crust.
I never! ever! not under any circumstance! even put a tiny smidgen of it in my mouth.
Well, I guess that's not entirely true.
Once, I ate the TOP of the crust.
But it was sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and was much tastier than your standard pie crust.
It's just that it has no flavor.
I might as well be eating shortening.
Or flour.
OR CHOCOLATE CAKE.
I never! ever! not under any circumstance! even put a tiny smidgen of it in my mouth.
Well, I guess that's not entirely true.
Once, I ate the TOP of the crust.
But it was sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and was much tastier than your standard pie crust.
It's just that it has no flavor.
I might as well be eating shortening.
Or flour.
OR CHOCOLATE CAKE.