In other news, I have a new best friend. His name is Peder. On Sunday, he told me that he feels like he's my best friend because he totally reads my blog, like, every day. So, world, Peder is my new best friend. Hi Friend! (insert me waving frantically) I would also like to point out that even though I just declared Peder my new best friend and I even have typed out his name like, 3 times, he still won't leave me a comment. Harrumph. Some friend you are, PEDER. (did you feel the venom as I said that last Peder there? didja? didja? Cause that's totally what I was going for. You know, very exorcist meets valley girl meets the devil)
Anyways, I've been tagged for a couple meme's. And this makes me feel like I'm all popular and cool and loved. So, umm, I give you,
Meme 1
15 years in a Nutshell: You get 10 bullet points to summarize the last 15 years. Go.
* Well, let's see. 15 years ago I was 11. So, I went to school.
*Then I graduated.
*Then I got married.
*Then I had a baby.
*And another one.
*And another one.
*And another one.
*And then they said I can never ever have another baby ever.
*And I'm in the middle of that mess right now.
*And I don't even need 10 bullet points to tell that story.
Meme 2:
10 years ago: I was 16 and working at Stride Rite as a certified fitting specialist. Ooo-oooh.
5 things in today's 'to do' list: not kill people. not dehydrate. not do laundry. or dishes. shower.
Snacks I enjoy: Dr. Pepper. Watermelon. Pico de Gallo.
Things I would do if I was a millionaire: pay off my debt. and my immediate family's debts. get a tummy tuck. go on vacation.
Places I have lived: Apartments, condo's, shacks, houses.
Meme 3
4 things I'm looking forward to in the coming year
potty training the last 2 people
not having my uterus hurt all the frickin time
Tad starting school
(that's it. oi, how embarrassing.)
3 joys in my life
DadGuy
my babies
music
4 movies I have watched more than twice
Fight Club
Return to Me
Last of the Mohicans
The Patriot
3 fears
DadGuy's untimely death
the dark
someone hurting my babies
4 favorite foods
Dr. Pepper
a GREAT Caesar salad
potatoes, any way
nectarines
3 goals I have set for myself:
learn Patience
learn humility
lose about 10,000 pounds.
4 TV shows I watch
Criminal Minds
House
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
So You Think You Can Dance.
3 current obsessions
hmm, I'm obsessing over kindergarten. Because I don't think the one I have Tad enrolled in is the best fit for him....
my hair. it's not blonde enough. and it might be too long. Or too short. I can't decide.
finding a new home for my blog.... what is my pseudonym for the rest of forever going to be!!
4 places I have visited
Mexico, DC, Disneyworld, Cali
3 places I'd like to visit
Novosibirsk, Russia: Italy: South Africa
4 random facts about ME:
I love mascara and would die if something horrible happened and all the mascara in the world disappeared and my blonde eyelashes had to make an appearance !gasp!
When I was like, 14, there was a weird freckle on my leg that I didn't like, so I cut it out.
I kinda feel like blogging is like high school, and I'm still not one of the cool kids.
I really really like to watch Spongebob Squarepants.
potty training the last 2 people
not having my uterus hurt all the frickin time
Tad starting school
(that's it. oi, how embarrassing.)
3 joys in my life
DadGuy
my babies
music
4 movies I have watched more than twice
Fight Club
Return to Me
Last of the Mohicans
The Patriot
3 fears
DadGuy's untimely death
the dark
someone hurting my babies
4 favorite foods
Dr. Pepper
a GREAT Caesar salad
potatoes, any way
nectarines
3 goals I have set for myself:
learn Patience
learn humility
lose about 10,000 pounds.
4 TV shows I watch
Criminal Minds
House
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
So You Think You Can Dance.
3 current obsessions
hmm, I'm obsessing over kindergarten. Because I don't think the one I have Tad enrolled in is the best fit for him....
my hair. it's not blonde enough. and it might be too long. Or too short. I can't decide.
finding a new home for my blog.... what is my pseudonym for the rest of forever going to be!!
4 places I have visited
Mexico, DC, Disneyworld, Cali
3 places I'd like to visit
Novosibirsk, Russia: Italy: South Africa
4 random facts about ME:
I love mascara and would die if something horrible happened and all the mascara in the world disappeared and my blonde eyelashes had to make an appearance !gasp!
When I was like, 14, there was a weird freckle on my leg that I didn't like, so I cut it out.
I kinda feel like blogging is like high school, and I'm still not one of the cool kids.
I really really like to watch Spongebob Squarepants.
Meme 4
6 word memoir
My family is teh awesomest EVAH
or
The Best Thing in Life:Family
or
is this cheating? it totally is.
or
6 words? pshaw. EASY AS PIE.
or
DadGuy.MomBabe.Tad.Blayne.Danny.Taylor
or
I Love My Family. Got it?
or
The Best Thing in Life:Family
or
is this cheating? it totally is.
or
6 words? pshaw. EASY AS PIE.
or
DadGuy.MomBabe.Tad.Blayne.Danny.Taylor
or
I Love My Family. Got it?
Meme 5
just kidding. I think that's enough for now, don't you?